| Different Beer | Different Bourbon | Different Cocktails |
|---|---|---|
| Swan Lager | Rebel Yell | Fluffy Duck |
| Emu Bitter | Wild Turkey | Blue Hawaiian |
| Vic Bitter | Jim Beam | Jo Jo Ivory |
| Name | Age | Height | Position | Jersey No. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shaquille O'Neal | Center | #34 | ||
| Michael Jordan | Guard/Forward | #6 | ||
| John Stockton | Guard | #10 | ||
| Silly Numnut | Forward/Guard | #8 |